Just a small-town senator, on a Saturday night

They've got a crush on McCain - and apparently on cheesy 70s disco anthems:

It just seems like a really odd choice of song to try and do the "I've got a crush on Obama" thing, but for McCain. Since then, I've been looking for a better tune.

The best I can come up with is:

Hall & Oates, She's a Maniac.

"She's a McCainiac, McCainiac, and she's dancing like she's never danced before"

Strangely, some of the actual lyrics to "She's a Maniac" seem almost prophetic:

On the ice-filled line of sanity
It's a place most never see
It's a hard-won place of mystery
You can touch it but can't hold it

Can any of you guys think of a better McCain theme?