Happy Birthday To Me

A holiday from politics, in honour of my thirty years on this planet.

And now, the lyrics to Happy Birthday To Me by the Vandals:

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want toFuck you it's my birthday.A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,it's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave.Fuck you, it's not your birthday, so do what I say.For 24 hours your wishing me well364 days I'm in hell, Oh well.Happy Birthday to me.alone on my Birthday,I'm going to Denny's 10 times todayNo Tip! it's my birthday, so do what I sayHow could you forget my birthday?That's really immatureFuck you for forgetting my birthdayyou didn't do what I say24 hours no wishing wellnow 365 days I'm in Hell, Oh well.Happy Birthday to me.Happy Birthday to me, Spank Me!Oh well, Happy Birthday to me,I can't believe you forgot my birthdayit's my birthday and you're wrecking itnow it's just like any other dayyou didn't do what I sayHow could you forget my birthday?That's really immature...

And now, this week's Simpsons schedule in Britain:
06-Mar 18:00 CABF15 I'm Goin' To Praiseland07-Mar 18:00 1F19 The Boy Who Knew Too Much08-Mar 18:00 1F21 Lady Bouvier's Lover09-Mar 18:00 1F20 Secrets Of A Successful Marriage10-Mar 18:00 7F03 Bart Gets An F11-Mar 18:00 7F02 Simpson and Delilah11-Mar 21:30 AABF19 E-I-E-I-D'oh!06-Mar 18:00 CABF16 Children Of A Lesser Clod07-Mar 18:00 7F04 Treehouse Of Horror08-Mar 18:00 7F01 Two Cars In Every Garage and Three Eyes On Every Fish09-Mar 18:00 7F05 Dancin' Homer10-Mar 18:00 7F08 Dead Putting Society11-Mar 18:00 7F07 Bart vs. Thanksgiving11-Mar 21:00 BABF02 Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder11-Mar 21:30 BABF03 Eight Misbehavin'06-Mar 18:00 CABF17 Simpsons Tall Tales07-Mar 18:00 7F06 Bart the Daredevil08-Mar 18:00 7F09 Itchy and Scratchy and Marge09-Mar 18:00 7F10 Bart Gets Hit By A Car10-Mar 18:00 7F11 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Bluefish11-Mar 18:00 7F12 The Way We Was11-Mar 21:00 NYL Not Yet Listed11-Mar 21:30 NYL Not Yet Listed

And now,
Matt