Happy Birthday to progressionsession's Scotty P!

A big shout-out to my main man, the scooter crab. Have a great day today, and try not to gloat too much to our red (-neck?) Texan brothers.

For example, you probably shouldn't walk up to a guy with a Texas state belt buckle, cowboy hat, and dip bulge in his cheek and say, 'In your face, loser!'. That would be bad. What you should do is walk up to him and say 'Sociocultural trends, coupled with rising public dissatisfaction with an ideologically ill-founded militaristic venture, have combined with heightened realization by the people that their elected representatives are corrupt, incompetent and beholden to petrochemical and pharmaceutical lobbies, as well as more interested in voting themselves pay raises, vacation time and quickies with teenage male interns, than in, say, raising the minimum wage higher than the point it was at in 1955, resulting in a mass abandonment of the party, yes, but even more importantly, the divisive and fearmongering policies and strategies of the neoconservative movement, notwithstanding ongoing reservations based on a right-wing media caricature of liberals that has little relation to reality, leading them to believe a crack-addicted black lesbian abortion doctor will ring their doorbell demanding a 1000% tax increase, thus allowing the inexorable and unquestionable fact to emerge that you, sir, are indeed a loser.'

GIve that a try.

Happy Birthday, Scotty.