Some SCOTUS Humor
Crash Course: "Oct. 4, 2005 - One day after nominating a non-judge, Harriet Miers, to the United States Supreme Court, President George W. Bush presented his nominee with a book entitled 'Judging for Dummies' which he said would provide her with 'a crash course in judging.'
The book, which includes definitions of such basic judging terms as 'docket' and 'gavel,' will be invaluable in preparing Miers to serve on the highest court in the land, the president said.
While nominating someone with no judging experience on her resume to the Supreme Court raised eyebrows in some legal circles, Bush told reporters that although Miers had no experience as a judge, she had decades of experience as a crony.
'People make up half the stuff on their resumes anyway,' Bush said. 'Look at poor old Brownie,' referring to former FEMA director Michael D. Brown.
Saying that 'experience is overrated,' the president noted, 'I never served in the military, and I've invaded two countries�you learn by doing.'
Bush expressed confidence that his nominee was a quick study, adding, 'If you're looking for judging experience, I can think of no better on-the-job training than serving on the United States Supreme Court.'
For her part, Miers said that she had begun reading 'Judging for Dummies' and was already getting up to speed for her new job: 'The 'v' in legal cases is short for 'versus.''"
The book, which includes definitions of such basic judging terms as 'docket' and 'gavel,' will be invaluable in preparing Miers to serve on the highest court in the land, the president said.
While nominating someone with no judging experience on her resume to the Supreme Court raised eyebrows in some legal circles, Bush told reporters that although Miers had no experience as a judge, she had decades of experience as a crony.
'People make up half the stuff on their resumes anyway,' Bush said. 'Look at poor old Brownie,' referring to former FEMA director Michael D. Brown.
Saying that 'experience is overrated,' the president noted, 'I never served in the military, and I've invaded two countries�you learn by doing.'
Bush expressed confidence that his nominee was a quick study, adding, 'If you're looking for judging experience, I can think of no better on-the-job training than serving on the United States Supreme Court.'
For her part, Miers said that she had begun reading 'Judging for Dummies' and was already getting up to speed for her new job: 'The 'v' in legal cases is short for 'versus.''"
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